I use to be ashamed to run into the battle field, I guess you could say I didn't have the means to look my best when killing Zealots,
well Karl finally loosened his belt and gave us all some extra coin and now I've replaced my Ale soaked duds for that very special outfit featured in the window of 'Hunter Howies Vexations' well now I'm the toast of the town the witch elves now blow kisses of 'Ooh la la' before they attempt to mutilate me and I've never felt better here is a picture of what 'Hunter Howies' can do for you!
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» Edited on: 2010-08-17 19:38:44
» Edited on: 2010-08-17 19:39:19