Smitty's Sabres 12/2 - HOW Long Have They Held That? Oh No No No...
By: Smitty
It was a fun night as the Sabres unsheathed and took to the maps to cause some damage.
The night started off with a completely green BL, and a nice sense of tidiness. Every dish was in its place, so we chose to head out and cause other servers to smash a plate or two. OPA! We had a sizable group on our side. Seemed a pity to waste it, so we started off Golem building on Kaineng. 6 Omegas and 2 alphas later, we were happy with the conga line we made and decided to let the map cool a bit. So, on to Sorrow's. Its interesting to see where servers choose to focus when numbers aren't on their side. People were definitely asleep there as we took their keeps, including their Garri that Jordyee informed me was theirs and waypointed for over 3 days. 3 DAYS! The heck? Cant have that. So, we marched right in and kicked sand in their face, sang some bad 80's songs around their campfire. Kain had hills fortified and waypointed on SF so we decided to kick a sandcastle down there too. We raised hell, took names and left to raise some more hell in EB.
So, EB... I love you and I hate you. You are too damn big for my liking and I'm not familiar with you. So, we took some towers, finished off making our corner green, got saucy and chose to go for Stonemist. Well, other Zerg's mommy's decided to allow them to FINALLY come into the pool after waiting an hour to prevent cramps and the kiddies swarmed us after we got two walls knocked down. C'est la vie. What to do, what to do... OH YEAH! GOLEMS!
Golems Golems everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Back to Kaening and our Golem Conga Line. I must make a mental note to create a mesmer portal chain class at some point. Got to get that speed up. Anywho... 6 Omegas and a handful of Alphas charged straight in to Garri and wiped it clean. Feeling bold, we marched east and took Hills. Now this is where it got interesting. Just after we took hills, and we were preparing to push out, we heard a strange knocking on our walls. Now who could that be? We weren't expecting anyone at this hour. We crept up to the ninja wall, slid the security chain over and said, "Hello?" It was a zerg of SF catapulting our wall. The gall! Pulling our golems back to inner, we waited for outer to drop, and portal bombed our Golems in to the zerg. Well, numbers were on their side, and we wiped. Pity. They were shiny golems and pees in only once or twice.
We decided to end our night taking back Bay and Garri on SF once more before sheathing the Sabres and bidding each other adieu.
A fun night, and I do hope to see YOU in the next edition of Smitty's Sabres!
~ Your friendly neighborhood Smitty